Blogging like it's 1999. A true regression, this is my spontaneous and raw alternative to Facebook. These posts will vary in chronology and style with doses of quotes/songs/poems from my lyrical inspirations. Hopefully they will be an aperitif or mid meal palette cleanser. The accounts of the past written by me [a human being] are my best efforts attempt to blend styles of prose through an auto-biographical lens. My hope is something eventually will invoke an emotion so it is not a waste of your time, I wish I could say that statement is anything other than an outright lie. Of course if you read any of these posts you will realize this is all written by a classically untrained fool. Very Important: If you search for moral aptitude in writing you took the wrong turn. This goes for political correctness, politeness, chivalry, and morality. For these and for the grammatical police out there I implore you to move along, move along, these are not the droids you are looking for.